"BRaDy, you'Re a bUM!"

FOr cHRistMas, AunT LiNDsay gOt mY DAd a PAtRIots chEErleaDer oUTfit. BuT sinCe it fitS mE muCH beTteR, I pUt it oN tOdAy for tHE PatrIOts' pLAyofF gaMe agAInst tHe RaVEns.

I nAppeD thROugh thE fiRSt haLf. BUt I waS alL suIted up aNd eXCitEd tO cHEer thE PatRiots iN tHE seConD haLf.

AnD tHen, I saW thE scORe.

ArE yOU kIDding mE? ThE PAtrioTs loSt 33-14?!? Oh mAn! I reALly waNTeD tO weAr thIs cuTe oUtfit agAIn neXt weEK!

Oh wEll. I guEsS I'lL juSt roOt foR THe EAglEs iNStead. (Oh waIt. TheY losT, toO!)

LoVE,

MorGAn